I
bumped into a local guy yesterday whom I hadn't seen for some time. He asked how I was, so I told him 'I was
doing fine now thanks.' He hadn't heard
that I'd been in hospital and had surgery, so I explained that I was recovering
from cancer. He asked me what kind and
when I told him, he looked shocked and said, "Christ, you poor sod, it's
incurable, that one!" Since my
diagnosis there's been many an occasion when someone has unintentionally 'put
their foot in it' when I told them about my condition: my neighbour for
instance noticed that I was looking a bit peaky and when I explained my
diagnosis, she blurted out, "No, my dad died of that!" and then
quickly added, "Oh, but you won't!" I later had a card from her with the cheery
message - "Let's hope they've got it in time!" The night before I was admitted, my brother
rang, "Well," he asked thoughtfully, "how do you think the
operation will go?" "Well
Steve," I answered, "I'm hoping that it goes well." When I finally got home following surgery and
many complications, my sister rang to see how I was settling in, informing me
that a cousin of ours we hadn't seen for many years had exactly the same
cancer. "How did it go?" I
asked, totally sympathising with anyone who had to go through what I had suffered
for many long weeks, "They got it," she told me, "but it came
back again," she continued with dead pan seriousness. Obviously it wasn't something I wanted to
hear at that particular moment, and so I ended the call rather quickly. Realising it probably wasn't a very good idea
to break such uncomfortable news while I was still recovering, she rang back to
tell me that - "They got it the second time, though... and er, I think
he's all right now... but I haven't heard from him for ages so I can't be
absolutely sure, but I think he's in the clear." And when a mate of mine from Birmingham heard
I was going to hospital, she rang to wish me luck, while assuring me that she
wouldn't be praying for me because God doesn't exist. I have to say the best reaction to my illness
was the night I told my fellow band members.
After rehearsal, the night before my hospital admission I informed them
I wouldn't be hanging out with them for a while and that I had colon cancer. The room fell silent, no one knew quite what
to say, but eventually our drummer announced, "I'm not surprised, you've
had this coming is all I can say - I've told you about shoving bottles up your
arse!" Brilliant! The one quip that literally made me laugh
out loud, irreverent and totally what I needed at that moment... By the way, the bottle thing - it's not true.
Sunday, 2 December 2012
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